We all know that the President has words, even the best words. He has made that clear.
It just seems a shame he never uses his best words. Those best words are his secret vocabulary, hidden from the world and used only when he has a mouthful of KFC or chomping down on a big greasy cheeseburger.
We do know, however, that actions speak far louder than words. And watching the #BLOTUS tells us that there are many words, so many words, that can never be used to describe him. I think these are some of the best words he will never earn or even utter.