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Trump will pay for SOME Things…just not ALL Things

Does anyone else besides me see a pattern here? It’s the exact same pattern I have observed in dozens of third world dictatorships. What we now have in the Offal Office is a rampaging ego with tiny hands, fake hair, and a large mouth.

largest pay-for-view event ever

Great idea!

I have never watched a pay-for-view event.

This I would pay any amount to watch.

I would even rent an auditorium and open it to my entire community,

especially my friends from all the s***hole countries.

Puerto Rico FEMA meals

This is an actual photo of a FEMA Meal Kit provided to Puerto Rican victims in the aftermath of their devastating hurricane, and is yet another travesty. When will our government begin to truly provide the necessary aid our citizens deserve?

I do not know about you, but canned chicken and Cheetos do not constitute and entree for me. And  candy bars don’t make the most nutritious dessert. It reminds me of when the government insisted that ketchup was a vegetable for school lunch menus.

What this actually amounts to is a shameful disregard for common morality. We should hold our officials to at least a minimum standard of decency. And this doesn’t meet it.

going to hell in a golf cart

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Even though he is now attempting to hide the amount of time he spends on the golf course, the BLOTUS has now racked up 75 days on the links since he took the oath of office. It is no wonder why our country is going to hell in a golf cart. Between tweeting and golf our racist, ego-maniacal occupant of the offal office has not time or energy left for anything but preening. If you doubt it, ask a friend in Puerto Rico.

presidential priorities.

#BLOTUS has to have time to relax, right? We all know he’s under immense pressure. Surely his time on the golf courses cannot be seen as a dereliction of his presidential duties,  After all, who wants a duffer for their leader, right?

On the other hand, another 32 million dollars in aid to Puerto Rico would surely demonstrate a compassionate and caring side of this pumpkin-hued moron that the world has never seen. But, to be fair, I guess that the world can never see what is not there.